Here is the passage we just read:
'The swagman wrapped his gnarled and desiccated
digits round his minuscule ukulele and with prodigious
and egregious deficiency of musicology essayed a
resounding, cacophonous rendition of ‘Waltzing
Matilda’ that caused a phobic frog to hurl itself
suicidally into a brackish billabong.' [41 words]
Now, how well did you do?